The Return of NOT ME MONDAY

Dear Not Me Monday,

I have not seen you in many moons and I greatly miss you. I have way too many Mommy Blunders to avoid you any longer.
I hope you will still be my friend even after I tell you how great I was this week by ensuring that I did not do any of the following:


It so was not my fully potty trained daughter that peed on the carpet at Target last week. If my daughter had peed on the floor, surely I would have told someone instead of just leaving the puddle on the floor and scurring in the other direction.

I did not send Andrew to the store to secure a bottle of wine this week after a particularly stressfilled day. And I know I didn't proceed to drink said bottle of wine while emerged in a bubble bath while ignoring my husband and child outside the door.

We are a veggie loving family who always get our "5 a day the color way" so I'm sure if you asked me, I would be able to tell you when the last time we had veggies on our plate was.

I am just as skinny as I was in high school. I have not gained a single ounce. So I know that it wasn't me who had to use a rubber band to secure my jeans the other day.
And I know I wouldn't have taken a picture of such a fashion no no.

I have way more pride then that.

I love making homemade presents with lots of thought put in them. So if you see a lady running around Target looking for the perfect birthday/adoption day gift on the way to her party, it won't be me.

I feel bad for whoever did do all that.