Have you met Boomer?
Some people say we abandoned him.
We say he was away at college. Learning to not jump on little girls and chew on her toys.
A couple weeks ago his wireless collar ran out of battery and the company seems to have decided to quit making them.
Thus, our first child is back under our (porch) roof.
He seems to have majored in house protecting and face licking while he was away at school.
He also seems to have minored in toy chewing and trash ripping:
Thanks for that gift Boo Boos.
If he keeps this up, he's getting sent to Boarding School.